My cat Bernie is very fat and majestic. He is never clad. He walks with pride as he strolls to the kitchen to eat more. He munches and crunches on his food as he gains weight by the second. As his day progresses he has to go to the bathroom. He walks to the bathroom like a distinguished gentleman as he lays his waste in the sand of the litter box. He then walks away without covering the poo. (Because why would he cover it when someone else could do it) As my dad walks in with the premonition that he has to clean the poo. It hits him like a wall when he enters. He cleans it while crying tears of misery as he gingerly cleans the gift Bernie has left for him.

Beautiful

Extravagant

Rich in calories

Noble

Exquisite

BERNIE